Two Snowflakes Walk Into a Bar: The Essential Handbook of Snowflake Jokes

El McMeen didn’t start so well. He nearly died at birth. He has cerebral palsy. He had a broken home. He was a “miscreant” (his word). But his story is one of redemption. He became a "Wall Street Lawyer," an internationally acclaimed guitarist, and a Christian minister, with a wife, four children, and three grandchildren.

Take a common aggravation. Your cat misbehaves. You suffer indignities while driving. At the supermarket. Or at the doctor’s office. You grumble but have an idea: “Holophrasis!” Let’s make up a word to capture our annoyance. That’s this book!

Let's have fun with words! Let's use or make up names of the "perfect" pets for certain people. For the coward, how about a "Pusillanimouse!" For the folks who like this idea, the "Punguin!" Come join in the fun!