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                   Sound Bites
                   by Gina Marquardt
                   
                    108 pages
                    
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                    Humorous essays about pets, looney relatives, careers, dating, childhood, etc.                    
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           Category: Entertainment:Humor
          
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           About the Book
          
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              Sound 
 Bites is a collection of light-hearted essays reflecting 
 the author's sometimes twisted take on everyday life and the absurdities 
 accompanying it. There's something for everyone in this collection, 
 including vengeance-seeking pets (the author is referring to her 
 own, of course), and their over-the-top owners, dating (usually 
 an other-worldly experience), loony and irascible relatives, careers 
 (some treacherous, some not), childhood (now we're getting into 
 dangerous territory), neighbors (eek!), and other subjects lending 
 themselves to hilarity.
  
 So pop open a brewski, tear into a bag of chips, and settle down 
 for a good read. 
              
              
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           Gina Marquardt is a freelance writer currently residing in Los Angeles with her animal companions, Bailey and Valentine, who are only too happy to provide her with material about their misadventures. Ms. Marquardt holds a Bachelor of Science degree in Business from the University of Redlands.           | 
         
       
        
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